AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – David J Is A Sickness (Ukulele)
Key
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Versions
(3)
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Chords
D - C - Em - D
then
e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--|
B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--|
G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--|
D--2-----------3-----------------------0--|
A--3-----------------------------------2--|
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D C
you're helpless, and hopeless
Em D
you wanna help out the homeless
D C Em D
but you've got problems
D C
you're selfish, and worthless
Em D
and you have no fucking purpose
D C Em D
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
Em D D C Em D D
whoa-oh whoa WHOOOAAAAA whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh
D C
there are morals that conflict with orals
Em D
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
D C Em D
angels are hating on you
D C
if good is the absence of evil
Em D
and evil is the absence of good
D C
there is an axis of evil
Em D
rolling into this neighborhood
Em C
with the sound of gunshots
D B Em
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
Em D D Em Em D D. D. Em. Em D D
whoa-oh
D C
it was then that i found i am a vampire
Em Em
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
D C
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
Em Em
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
D C
and at night when i retire to my coffin
Em Em
to sleep for a hundred years or more
D C
all you people that i know will have died long ago
Em Em Em - C - D
and their children will have died ten years before
Em D D D Em
whoaaaaa-oh. whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh