AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – David J Is A Sickness (Guitar Live)

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None of the tabs I've found have been at all right, so I decided to write my own. I double checked my ear interpretation with the few live videos there are so I'm 90% sure this is the right way to do it. [INTRO] Am F Dm G (x2) [Verse]
Am                    F
you're helpless, and hopeless

Dm                     G
you wanna help out the homeless

Am         F            Dm G
but you've got problems

Am                   F
you're selfish, and worthless

        Dm              G
and you have no fucking purpose

         Am              F                 Dm G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
[Interlude]
Dm G C C/B Am Dm G C
whoa-oh (x3)
[Verse]
          Am                         F
there are morals that conflict with orals

                   Dm                    G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels

Am         F            Dm G
angels are hating on you

    Am                     F
if good is the absence of evil

Dm                         G
and evil is the absence of good

Am                   F
there is an axis of evil

Dm                       G
rolling into this neighborhood

                  Dm  G
with the sound of gunshots

C     C/B    Am
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!

Dm   G    C      A
whoa whoa whoa, whoa?

Dm   G    C   C/B   Am
whoa whoa whoa whoa    whoa

Dm   G    C
whoa whoa whoa
[Verse]
       Am                        F
it was then that i found i am a vampire

       C                      E
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long

    Am                       F
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood

         C                                 E
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song

       Am                        F
and at night when i retire to my coffin

   C                            E
to sleep for a hundred years or more

        Am                            F
all you people that i know will have died long ago

         C                                E F E F E
and your children will have died ten years before

Dm   G     C    C/B    Am
Woah Woah, woah woah   oh