AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – David J Is A Sickness (Guitar)

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I messed up on the previous (Ver 2) and I have no idea how to edit/delete it. 
So here's version 3. I play this way and it seems accurate, one of the 
chords, like Satan, takes many different forms, (After I've reverse chord 
looked it up, you play THIS
e---0---------------|
B---1---------------|
G---0---------------|
D---0---------------|
A---2---------------|
E---0---------------|
^^^^^^^^^ When it says this ---> Cmaj9 It's also been called "C/B" because it
is a C note with B note combined with all other strings open.
And Am7 could also be just Am, but I find Am7 a bit easier. As well Dm could be Dm7 (which is why I put Dm7 in my previous version) [INTRO] Dm G C Cmaj9 Am7 Dm G C
C                    Am7
you're helpless, and hopeless

Dm                     G
you wanna help out the homeless

C         Am7            Dm G
but you've got problems

C                   Am7
you're selfish, and worthless

        Dm              G
and you have no fucking purpose

         C               Am7                 Dm G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
[INTRO] whoa-oh (x3)
          C                         Am7
there are morals that conflict with orals

                   Dm                    G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels

C          Am7           Dm G
angels are hating on you

    C                     Am7
if good is the absence of evil

Dm                         G
and evil is the absence of good

C                   Am7
there is an axis of evil

Dm                       G
rolling into this neighborhood

                  Dm  G
with the sound of gunshots

C     Cmaj9 Am7
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!

Dm   G    C     Am7
whoa whoa whoa, whoa?

Dm   G    C x  Cmaj9 x Am7 
whoa whoa whoa whoa    whoa

Dm   G    C
whoa whoa whoa

       C                        Am7
it was then that i found i am a vampire

       Dm                      G
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long

    C                       Am7
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood

         Dm                               G
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song

       C                         Am7 
and at night when i retire to my coffin

   Dm                           G
to sleep for a hundred years or more

        C                             Am7
all you people that i know will have died long ago

         Dm                                G 
and your children will have died ten years before

Dm   G     C    Cmaj9  Am7
Woah Woah, woah woah   oh