Wilbur Soot – Your New Boyfriend (Ukulele)

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* = one strum
[Intro Riff]
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   G7
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[Verse 1]
G
Life isn’t quite what I thought I be

B
When I was a kid on V.O.I.P

    Em
I thought when I get older,

      C           Cm
I’d marry her, I told her.

G
Now I’m 26 and I work in an office

B
9 till 5’s not the best I’ll be honest.

Em
If I could change a single thing,

C          Cm
I’d make it me and not him.
[Chorus]
     C*
But he’s in your bed,

Cm*                   G
I’m in your Twitch chat.

C*
I’ve got the key

Cm*                   G
and he’s just a doormat.

     C                   Cm
And even though he’s got social skills

      G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills.

C               Cm
Anyway make the most of him,

G                          Bm           C  Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)

Am*                      Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
N.C. Woo! G B Em C Cm [Verse 2]
G                      N.C
Yeah, I’ve met Jared (of course I’ve met Jared)

B
The one who took you away from me.

Em
You hit it off instantly,

C                             Cm
I know cause you won’t stop telling me.

G
I’ve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles

B
Pushed against his fashion sense.

Em
I thought about what he looks like nude...

C             Cm
I’m not gay though.
[Pre-Chorus]
G
She’s livin’ the dream

             B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)

     Em
Oh, she’s livin’ the dream,

      C                 Cm
from back when we were seventeen.

G
She’s livin’ the dream

             B
(livin’ the dream, livin’ the dream)

     Em
Oh, she’s livin’ the dream,

      C                 Cm
from back when we were seventeen.
[Bridge]
G
How on earth could I be saved?
N.C. When I’m one click away from insane.
Em
I just think that I deserve

    C            Cm
A little bit of what I earned.

G
I’m not gonna make another scene,

     B
the one I made when I was twenty-three,

          Em                         C  Cm
means I’m not allowed in Disney World...
C [Chorus]
     C*
But he’s in your bed

     Cm*                  G
and I’m in your Twitch chat.

C*
I’ve got the key

     Cm*              G
and he’s just a doormat.

C                        Cm
And even though he’s got social skills

     G
that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills

C                Cm
Anyway make the most of him,

       G                   Bm           C  Cm
‘cause she moves on pretty bloody quick (ooh)

Am*                      Am*
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
[Instrumental] G B Em C Cm [Verse 3]
   G                    B
I think about you every day

    Em                      C   Cm
so how on earth could I be saved?

    G                       B
I think about him a lot as well...

 Em                         C   Cm
maybe if he wasn’t fine as hell.

              G                  B
‘Cause you’re beauty, and you’re grace

     Em                  C       Cm
your telephone calls are my favourite place.

      G              B
And I, want you to notice me...

Em                 C  Cm
with no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)

G              B
I want you to care.

Em                   C  Cm
I want to smell your hair.
[Outro] (play all x2)
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