Wilbur Soot – Your New Boyfriend (Guitar)

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F#m11: 2x220x * = strum once ~ = let ring [Intro] E ~ E7 ~ A ~ Am* [Verse]
E*
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

     G#*
When I was a kid on VOIP

  C#m*
I thought when I get older

    A ~          Am ~
I'd marry her, I told her

E*
Now I'm 26 and I  work in an office

G#*
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest

C#m*                            
  If I could change a single thing

A*            Am*           F#m11 ~
  I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
    A*                Am*                    E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat

A*                   Am*                E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat

    A                    Am
And even though he's got social skills

     E                    E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

A                Am
Anyway, make the most of him,

      E                   G#            A    Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh

F#m*                    F#m*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
N.C. Woo! [Interlude] | E | G# | C#m | A Am | | E | G# | C#m | A Am | [Verse]
E*
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared

    G#*
The one that took you away from me

C#m*
  You hit it off instantly

  A ~                        Am ~
I know, cause you won't stop telling me

     E*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles

G#*
Push against his fashion sense

     C#m*
I've thought about what he looks like nude

A*                    Am*
  (I'm not gay though)
[Interlude] E [Bridge]
      E                     G#
Cause she's living the dream

    C#m
Oh, she's living the dream

     A                 Am
From back when we were seventeen

E                     G#
She's living the dream

    C#m
Oh, she's living the dream

     A*                Am*
From back when we were seventeen

E ~
How on earth can I be saved?
N.C. When I'm one click away from insane
C#m*
  I just think that I deserve

  A ~                Am ~
A little bit of what I earned

    E*
I'm not gonna make another scene

    G#*
the one I made when I was 23

          C#m*                          A* Am* F#m11 ~
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
[Chorus]
    A*                   Am*                    E
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat

A*                   Am*                E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat

       A                    Am
'Cause even though he's got social skills

     E                        E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

A                Am
Anyway, make the most of him

      E                   G#            A    Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh

F#m*                     F#m*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[Interlude] | E | G# | C#m | A Am | [Outro]
  E                       G#
I think about you everyday

   C#m                  A    Am
So how on earth can I be saved

  E                       G#
I think about him a lot as well

C#m                       A    Am
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell

             E
Cause you're beauty

       G#
And you're grace

      C#m                  A          Am
Your telephone calls are my favourite place

E               G#
  I want you to notice me

C#m                   A     Am              E
  With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)

              G#
I want you to care

C#m                   A    Am
  I want to smell your hair
E*