Wilbur Soot – The Nice Guy Ballad (Ukulele)

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Chords

Pick all strings together, don't strum. Play for intro, repeat first part until "MSN messenger" then play the last part once.
A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|
[Intro] N.C. Hello, no one is available to take your call Please leave a message after the tone (beep) You're a fucking bitch Sarah, I swear to God I'm gonna find you, and (beep) Hey Sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause it's Y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us Please, please can you unblock me on MSN Messenger? (beep) [Verse 1]
 C     G
M’lady

       Am7       Fadd9
Can you hear me?

C                  G           Am7      Fadd9
Please don’t block my number again

       C                         G
Look, I jumped through all your hoops

Am7                      Fadd9
We got off on the wrong foot

C            G      Am7    Fadd9
But I want to prove to you

        C                   G    Am7    Fadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex
C G Am7 Fadd9 [Verse 2]
C        G    Am7
Left on seen

       Fadd9           C        G   Am7    Fadd9
Another visit to your Facebook gallery

C        G            G    Fadd9
This time not to masturbate

        C     G        Am7    Fadd9
But instead to appreciate

C         G        Am7             Fadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can

C              G             Am7    Fadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free

        C      G  Am7     Fadd9
'Cause I’m the only guy for you

     C              G       Am7    Fadd9
And you’re the only girl for me
[Chorus]
   Fmadd9
So why won’t you

Bb6
   Show me your tits?
C G Am7 Fadd9 [Verse 3]
       C              G
That restraining order

     Am7    Fadd9
Was a bit far

C             G      Am7          Fadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car

     C         G
It’s not a felony

      Am7         Fadd9
It’s not even a crime

       C              G
I just wanted to make sure
(The next two chords are 1 strum)
            Am7         Fadd9
You weren't seeing any other guys
[Verse 4]
C         G
  Who am I kidding?

 G             Fadd9
A girl as pure as you

  C             G      Am7     Fadd9
Would never go for a man like me

        C       G    Am7     Fadd9
Because you are what reality is made of

C       G                 Am7
Even the part that’s gritty
[Chorus]
   Fmadd9
So why won’t you

Bb6
   Show me your tits?
N.C. Consensually
C    G                      Am7      Fadd9
      (I’m a gentleman what can I say?

C           G                Am7    Fadd9
  I'm also really mentally stable)
[Verse 5]
     C          G
I’m gonna kill myself

   Am7          Fadd9
If you don’t go out with me

 C            G
I mean, it’s a stretch

   Am7            Fadd9
But blood is my dichotomy

 C           G
I mean, come on

  Am7               Fadd9
I wrote you a fucking song

  C                       G               Am7        Fadd9
I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon

C     G
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me.

 Am7              Fadd9
I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.

 C            G                 Am7    Fadd9
I can... I can see below the skin)
[Chorus]
  Fmadd9
So why won’t you

Bb6
   Show me your tits?

[Outro]
A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|
C G Am7 Fadd9 C G Am7 Fadd9
     C            G    Am7    Fadd9
This isn’t where it ends

   C          G
We all make our mistakes

        Am7             Fadd9
And the world will keep on turning

       C           G
But it turns a lot slower

        Am7      Fmadd9  Bb6
When you’re not around
N.C. I’ll settle for a picture of your feet