Wilbur Soot – The Nice Guy Ballad (Guitar)

Capo 5
Key
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Chords

[Chords] G 320033 G/F# 200033 Em7 022033 Cadd9 x32033 Cmadd9 x31033 F xx3233 * strum once [Intro]
x5                      x1
    G   G/F#  Em7 Cadd9 Gm/Bb Gsus2
e|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--|
B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--|
G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0---0--|
D|----x----x----x----x-|---------|
A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1---0--|
E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|---------|
[Verse] G Gsus2 x8
G    G/F#         Em7  Cadd9
M’lady, can you hear me?

G                      G/F#     Em7 Cadd9
Please don’t block my number again

            G                    G/F#          Em7             Cadd9
Look, I jumped through all your hoops, we got off on the wrong foot

        G      G/F#    Em7 Cadd9
But I want to prove to you.

          G                 G/F#  Em7 Cadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex
[Interlude] G G/F# Em7* Cadd9 [Verse]
G       G/F#    Em7   Cadd9          G        G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Left on seen, another visit to your Facebook gallery

G         G/F#         Em7  Cadd9
This time not to masturbate

      G         G/F#     Em7 Cadd9
But instead to appreciate

G        G/F#          Em7         Cadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can

G               G/F#            Em7 Cadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free

         G      G/F#  Em7    Cadd9  
Because I’m the only guy for you

     G                G/F#   Em7 Cadd9
And you’re the only girl for me
[Chorus]
       Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you

F*
Show me your tits?
[Interlude] G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 [Verse]
          G           G/F#    Em7    Cadd9
That restraining order, was a bit far

G             G/F#       Em7         Cadd9
All I did was attach my tracker onto your car

        G          G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
That’s not a felony, it’s not even a crime 

        G            G/F#             Em7        Cadd9*
I just want to make sure you’re not seeing any black guys

   G          G/F#       Em7           Cadd9
Oh, who am I kidding? A girl as pure as you

       G      G/F#          Em7  Cadd9
Would never go for a man like me

         G      G/F#   Em7      Cadd9  
Because you are what reality is made of

G        G/F#          Em7  
Even the part that’s gritty
[Chorus]
       Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you

F*
Show me your tits?
N.C. Consensually [Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(I’m a gentleman what can I say?)

G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(I'm also really mentally stable.)
[Verse]
    G           G/F#     Em7         Cadd9
I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t go out with me

      G         G/F#        Em7          Cadd9
I mean, it’s a stretch but blood is my dichotomy

        G    G/F#    Em7               Cadd9
I mean, come on, I wrote you a fucking song

     G                    G/F#           Em7*          Cadd9*
I wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive womon.

G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me, I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.

G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
I can… I can see below the skin.)
[Chorus]
  Cmadd9*
So why won’t you

F*
Show me your tits?
(Repeat Intro for two bars) [Outro] - Chords played like intro
       G            G/F#  Em7 Cadd9
This isn’t where it ends 

    G             G/F#              Em7               Cadd9
We all make our mistakes, and the world will keep on turning

     G           G/F#         Em7       Gm/Bb
It turns a lot slower, when you’re not around

Gsus2
I’ll settle for a picture of your... feet
N.C. G