Weird Al Yankovic – Foil (Ukulele)
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Bb I never seem to finish all my food Abadd9 Eb I always get a doggie bag from the waiter Bb So I just keep what's still unchewed Abadd9 Eb And I take it home, save it for later Bb But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
Abadd9 Eb I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve Bb I never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
Abadd9 Eb I just like to keep all my flavors sealed in tight Bb With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
Fadd9 That kind of wrap is just the best Eb To keep your sandwich nice and fresh Bb Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
Abadd9 Eb But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
[Sip] Mmm, lovely!
Bb Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code Abadd9 Eb I've figured out these shadow organizations Bb And the Aluminati know Abadd9 Eb That they're finally primed for world domination Bb And soon you've got black helicopters come across the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Abadd9 Eb Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you Bb And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Abadd9 Eb Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat Bb From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
Fadd9 In case an alien's inclined Eb To probe your butt or read your mind Bb Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
Abadd9 Eb But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy