Weird Al Yankovic – Foil (Guitar)

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I never seem to finish all my food

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I always get a doggie bag from the waiter

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So I just keep what's still unchewed

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And I take it home, save it for later

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But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation

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I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve

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I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers

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I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

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With aluminum foil (foil)

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That kind of wrap is just the best

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To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

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Stick it in your cooler (cooler)

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But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)

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  A refreshing herbal tea

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Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code

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I've figured out these shadow organizations

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And the Illuminati know

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That they're finally primed for world domination

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And soon you've got black helicopters come across the border

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Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you

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And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing

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Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat

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From aluminum foil (foil)

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In case an alien's inclined

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To probe your butt or read your mind

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Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)

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But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)

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  There's a big conspiracy