Weird Al Yankovic – Canadian Idiot (Ukulele)
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Chords
From: Straight Outta Linwood
Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day
Tabbed By: Joel Polkinghorne
http://www.sbjproductions.net
INTRO: A D G D A G (x4)
VERSE:
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Don't want to be A Canadian idiot. A D G D A G
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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G
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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G
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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G
Chorus:
D They all live on donuts and moose meat A and they leave the house without packin' heat E A never even bring their guns to the mall D and you know what else is too funny A their stupid monopoly money E can't take 'em seriously at...
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export (A D G D A G)
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they treat curling just like it's A real sport (A D G D A G)
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they think their silly accent is so cute (A D G D A G)
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can't understand A thing they're talking aboot (A D G D A G)
Chorus:
D sure they got their national health care A cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air E A then again well they got celine dion D eat their weight in kraft macaroni A and dream of driving a zamboni E all over saskatchewan
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BRIDGE:
D A E A
D A E A (INTRO)
Verse: (Chords same as intro)
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
Ab C# F# C# Ab F# see the map they're hovering right over us
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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Chorus:
D always hear the same kind of story A break their nose and they'll just say sorry E A tell me what kind of freaks are that polite D It's gotta mean they're all up to something A so quick before they see it coming E time for a pre-emptive strike
Outro:
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