Weird Al Yankovic – Canadian Idiot (Guitar)
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From: Straight Outta Linwood
Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day
[Intro]
A D G D A G x4
[Chorus]
N.C. A D G D A G Don't want to be a Canadian idiot N.C. A D G D A G Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut N.C. A D G D A G And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead? N.C. A D G D A G I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed"
[Verse 1]
D They all live on donuts and moose meat A E And they leave the house without packin' heat E A Never even bring their guns to the mall D And you know what else is too funny? A E Their stupid monopoly money-y E Can't take 'em seriously at...
[Interlude]
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
[Chorus]
N.C. A D G D A G Well maple syrup and snow's what they export N.C. A D G D A G They treat curling just like it's a real sport N.C. A D G D A G They think their silly accent is so cute N.C. A D G D A G Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot
[Verse 2]
D Sure they got their national health care A E Cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air-r (E) A Then again well they got Celine Di-on D Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni A E And dream of driving a zamboni-i (E) All over Sas-ka-tchew-an
[Interlude]
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
[Chorus]
A D G D A Don't want to be a Canadian idiot A D G D A Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius A D G D A See the map they're hovering right over us
N.C.
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
[Verse 3]
D Always hear the same kind of story A E Break their nose and they'll just say sorry-y E A Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? D It's gotta mean they're all up to something A E So quick before they see it coming-g E Time for a pre-emptive strike
[Outro]
A D G D A G x4