"Weird Al" Yankovic – Virus Alert (Guitar Tab)
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[Verse 1] e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------4--4-4----------------| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please, really want to give you a warning
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'cuz I found out this morning 'bout a dan-gerous, insidious computer virus
[Verse 2] e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
If you should get an email with the subject stinky cheese, better not go taking your chances
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Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will translate your
[Pre-Chorus 1] e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------6-6---------6-6---------6-6--------------------------| D|-6--6--6-6-6-6--6--6-6-6-6--6--6-6-6----------------------4---| A|-6--6--6-4-4-6--6--6-4-4-6--6--6-4-4------------------4-6-----| E|-4--4--4-----4--4--4-----4--4--4---------2--2-2---2h4---------| | (guitar 2:) | e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------7-7-7-9^(11)-9-77-| G|------------------------------------------/6-6-6--------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
documents into Swahili, make your TV record Gigle, neuter your pets, and give your laundry static cling
[Pre-Chorus 2] e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11-9---------------------------9-11---------------------------11-9-| D|-11-9---------------------------9-11---------------------------11-9-| A|-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11-9---------------------------9-11--------------------------------| D|-11-9---------------------------9-11--------------------------------| A|-9--7---------------------------7-9-------------------------9-7-6-7-| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out! Erase the easter eggs off your DVD's
Look out! Erase your hard drives and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[Chorus] e|--------------------------------------8---1210-8-6~---------------| B|--------------------------------------x-x-x--x-x-x----------------| G|-----6-6---6-4-3----------------------6-8-10-8-6-4~---------------| D|-4---6-6-4-------6-4-3--------------------------------------------| A|-4---4-4-4-------------6------------------------------------------| E|-2-------2--------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6----------6-6-6-6-| D|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-| A|-9---4-4-9---------------4-4-4---4--4-4-4--4-4-4-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-| E|-------------------------------4-----------------4--4-4-----------|
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
[Verse 3] e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------4--4-4----------------| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls. It'll make your keyboard all sticky
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give your poodle a hickey and invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[Verse 4] e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls. It'll set your clocks back an hour
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And start hogging the shower so just trash it now or else it will decide to
[Pre-Chorus] e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------6-6---------6-6---------6-6--------------------------| D|-6--6--6-6-6-6--6--6-6-6-6--6--6-6-6----------------------4---| A|-6--6--6-4-4-6--6--6-4-4-6--6--6-4-4------------------4-6-----| E|-4--4--4-----4--4--4-----4--4--4---------2--2-2---2h4---------| | (guitar 2:) | e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------7-7-7-9^(11)-9-77-| G|------------------------------------------/6-6-6--------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
give you a permanent wedgie, legally change your name to Reggie, even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[Pre-Chorus 3] e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11-9---------------------------9-11---------------------------11-9-| D|-11-9---------------------------9-11---------------------------11-9-| x2 A|-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | (guitar 2:) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11-9---------------------------9-11---------------------------11-9-| D|-11-9---------------------------9-11---------------------------11-9-| A|-9--7---------------------------7-9----------------------------9--7-| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out! Steal your identity and credit card
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space
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And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place! That's right, it's a
[Chorus] e|--------------------------------------8---1210-8-6~---------------| B|--------------------------------------x-x-x--x-x-x----------------| G|-----6-6---6-4-3----------------------6-8-10-8-6-4~---------------| D|-4---6-6-4-------6-4-3--------------------------------------------| A|-4---4-4-4-------------6------------------------------------------| E|-2-------2--------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6----------6-6-6-6-| D|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-| A|-9---4-4-9---------------4-4-4---4--4-4-4--4-4-4-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-| E|-------------------------------4-----------------4--4-4-----------|
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[Post-Chorus] e|------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------| G|----------6-6-6-6----------6-6-6-6-11-11--11-11-| D|-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-11-11--11-11-| A|-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-9--9---9--9--| E|-4--4-4-----------4--4-4------------------------| [Bridge] e|-------------------------------|----------------------------------| B|-------------------------------|----------------------------------| G|-6---------------4-------------|-6---------------4-------18-------| D|-------------------------6-----|----------------------------------| A|---------6-------------------4-|---------6------------------------| E|-------------------------------|----------------------------------| | (guitar 2:) | | e|-------------------------------|----------------------------------| B|-6---------------4-------------|-6---------------4----------------| G|-------------------------6-----|------------------------/18-------| D|---------6-------------------4-|---------6------------------------| A|-------------------------------|----------------------------------| E|-------------------------------|----------------------------------|
If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
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Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Lock it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
e|---------------------------------------------------21^(23)21^(23)-| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------8-8-8-8-8----------------| D|-4-4-4-4---------------------------------6-6-6-6-6----------------| A|---------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn at any time you were online
[Chorus] e|--------------------------------------8---1210-8-6~---------------| B|--------------------------------------x-x-x--x-x-x----------------| G|-----6-6---6-4-3----------------------6-8-10-8-6-4~---------------| D|-4---6-6-4-------6-4-3--------------------------------------------| A|-4---4-4-4-------------6------------------------------------------| E|-2-------2--------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6----------6-6-6-6-| D|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-| A|-9---4-4-9---------------4-4-4---4--4-4-4--4-4-4-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-| E|-------------------------------4-----------------4--4-4-----------|
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
[Chorus] e|--------------------------------------8---1210-8-6~---------------| B|--------------------------------------x-x-x--x-x-x----------------| G|-----6-6---6-4-3----------------------6-8-10-8-6-4~---------------| D|-4---6-6-4-------6-4-3--------------------------------------------| A|-4---4-4-4-------------6------------------------------------------| E|-2-------2--------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6----------6-6-6-6-| D|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-| A|-9---4-4-9---------------4-4-4---4--4-4-4--4-4-4-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-| E|-------------------------------4-----------------4--4-4-----------|
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
[Chorus] e|--------------------------------------8---1210-8-6~---------------| B|--------------------------------------x-x-x--x-x-x----------------| G|-----6-6---6-4-3----------------------6-8-10-8-6-4~---------------| D|-4---6-6-4-------6-4-3--------------------------------------------| A|-4---4-4-4-------------6------------------------------------------| E|-2-------2--------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6----------6-6-6-6-| D|-11--6-6-11--------------6-6-6---6--6-6-6--6-6-6-6--6-6---6-6-6-6-| A|-9---4-4-9---------------4-4-4---4--4-4-4--4-4-4-6--6-6---4-4-4-4-| E|-------------------------------4-----------------4--4-4-----------|
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know tell everybody now!
[Outro] e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11--10-11--10-11--10-11--10-11-10-11-10-11-10-11-10-11-10-11-10-11-10-11-| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |(guitar 2:) | e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------4-| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------4-| E|-2--1-2--1-2--1-2--1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-2---2---2---2---2-|
What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
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Hit send right now
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