"Weird Al" Yankovic – Virus Alert (Guitar)

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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please

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Really want to give you a warning

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Cause I found out this morning

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Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus

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If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"

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Better not go taking your chances

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Under no circumstances

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Should you open it or else it will

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Translate your documents into Swahili

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Make your TV record "Gigli"

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Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

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(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

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(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

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(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too

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And the hard drive of anyone related to you

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Virus alert!

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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

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Forward this message on to everybody

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Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

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It'll make your keyboard all sticky

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Give your poodle a hickey

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And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

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Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls

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It'll set your clocks back an hour

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And start hogging the shower

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So just trash it now, or else it will

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Decide to give you a permanent wedgie

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Legally change your name to Reggie

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Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

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(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull

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(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

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(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep

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(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep

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(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards

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(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

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(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space

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And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

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That's right, it's a...

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Virus alert!

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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

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Forward this message on to everybody

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Virus alert!

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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

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Forward this message on to everybody

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Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

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Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

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If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born

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So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...

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Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

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Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground

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Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine

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Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive

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Virus alert

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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

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Forward this message on to everybody

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Virus alert

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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

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Forward this message on to everybody

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Virus alert

F#                    C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

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Forward this message on to everybody

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Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

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What are you waiting for?

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Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know

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Hit... send... right... now