The Replacements – Waitress In The Sky (Ukulele)

C
She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no top

F
Always on the ball, she's always on strike

C                       F
Struting up the hall, big deal you get to fly

G7                        C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

G7                        C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky.... mm...mm...

C
Payed my fair, don't wanna complain

F
You get to me always out of champagne

C                     F
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie

          G7                     C
'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

 G7                       C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky...oh oh oh...

    F
Anytime says: "Thank you very much for not smoking"

 G
My own son says I'm sorry I'm smoking

   F
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass

   G7
Treat me like the way you treat a mob in first class

   C
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

   F
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear

   C            F
A reunion flight attendant my oh my

  G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

  G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

  G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

                      F           C                 F         C
...oh oh oh...    oh...oh.... mm...   mm...     mm...    mm..