The Replacements – Waitress In The Sky (Guitar)

          C
She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie

F
Always on the ball, she's always on strike

C                           F
Strutting up the aisle, big deal you get to fly

G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky.... mm...mm...

C
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain

F
You get to me always out of champagne

C                     F
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie

       G7                      C
'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

 G7                       C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky...oh oh oh...

        F
And the sign says: "Thank you very much for not smoking"

G
My own sign says, "I'm sorry I'm smokin"

      F
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass

   G7
Treat me like the way you treat 'em up in first class

C
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

F
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear

C                      F
 A real union flight attendant my oh my

G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

G7                      C
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

                      F           C                 F         C
...oh oh oh...    oh...oh.... mm...   mm...     mm...    mm..

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Francois Rousseau
Laboratoire Incognito (Computer Languages)
Universite de Montreal, Canada
E-mail: [email protected]
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