Stephen Lynch – Mixer At Delta Chi (Ukulele)

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INTRO: C - A (x2) C - A - F5 - Ab5 VERSE 1:

 C            A           C          A
It's College time again, September's almost here

 C             A            F5           Ab5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer

C        A                 C        A
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi

C            A         F5             Ab5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high

PRE-CHORUS 1:

G5         F5             G5              F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus

G5              F5
She says, "But wait, Professor.

 G5         Ab5     Bb5  C    A
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...

CHORUS 1:

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor!

C          A       C     A
A tenured titty caresser

C     Ab5   G5  C   A
I'm a bad, bad man...

INTERLUDE: C - A (x3) VERSE 2:

 C            A             C         A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance

  C          A                 F5           Ab5
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.

C            A            C           A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade

C           A            F5               Ab5        G5
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...

PRE-CHORUS 2:

G5                       F5
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm

G5                  F5
If you want, I can help you cram

 G5            F5                  G5
Don't give a shit about the essay-test

                     Ab5        Bb5    C    A
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...

CHORUS 2:

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor,

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor!

 C           A        C     A
Your money's on the dresser

 C    Ab5   G5     C
I'm a bad, bad... man!