Stephen Lynch – Mixer At Delta Chi (Guitar)

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Stephen Lynch from "The Craig Machine" (2005) +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+ + This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his + + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for + + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not + + be duplicated for use with other websites without written + + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +

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NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song is a barré or power chord.

       CHORDS USED
(in order of first appearance):
    C   A  F5  G#5  G5 A#5
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|

INTRO: C - A (x2) C - A - F5 - G#5 VERSE 1:

 C            A           C          A
It's College time again, September's almost here

 C             A            F5           G#5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer

C        A                 C        A
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi

C            A         F5             G#5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high

PRE-CHORUS 1:

G5         F5             G5              F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus

G5              F5
She says, "But wait, Professor.

 G5         G#5     A#5  C    A
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...

CHORUS 1:

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor!

C          A       C     A
A tenured titty caresser

C     G#5   G5  C   A
I'm a bad, bad man...

INTERLUDE: C - A (x3) VERSE 2:

 C            A             C         A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance

  C          A                 F5           G#5
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.

C            A            C           A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade

C           A            F5               G#5        G5
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...

PRE-CHORUS 2:

G5                       F5
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm

G5                  F5
If you want, I can help you cram

 G5            F5                  G5
Don't give a shit about the essay-test

                     G#5        A#5    C    A
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...

CHORUS 2:

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor,

C        A      C     A
I'm the bad professor!

 C           A        C     A
Your money's on the dresser

 C    G#5   G5     C
I'm a bad, bad... man!