Stephen Lynch – Hermaphrodite (Ukulele)

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Intro: E C x4 Verse 1:

E          C     E          C
She's part girl, she's part boy

E          C              E       C
She's got parts that everyone can enjoy

E          C     E         C
She's got more, she's got less

Am                     F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress

E C x4 Verse 2 (play like previous verse) E C D x2 Chorus:

E                C                D
She wears lace, and she wears flannel

E                    C                   D
She watches football and the lifetime channel

E                   C           D
What's that bulge under her nighty

E             C        D
It must be hermaphrodite

E  C
Yeah

Verse 3:

E                C      E              C
Some things are white, some things are black

E                C      E (stop)
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back

E                C         E            C
But she's still beautiful, she's still fine

Am                          F
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine

E C D x2 Chorus (play like other chorus) After that, sing hermaphrodite a bunch of times and play the intro.