Stephen Lynch – Hermaphrodite (Guitar)

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If you watch a lot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature before. Here is one of them called Hermaphrodite. E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide to this after holding C.) INTRO: E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast) Verse 1:

E          C     E          C
She's part girl, she's part boy,

E         C          E         C
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

E         C     E         C
She's got more, she's got less,

Am                    F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

(repeat intro) Verse 2:

E        C         E        C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?

E              C             E        C
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?

      E         C                E         C
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,

Am                             F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

E E E E E C C/? ? (x2) Verse 3:

E                  C     /   ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,

E                            C       /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!

E                C      /  ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?

E                C   /   ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!

Verse 4:

E               C
Some things are white,

E               C
Some things are black,

E               C
Some girls wear make-up,

E(play once and stop suddenly) Mine shaves her back.

E            C
She is still beautiful,

E            C
She is still fine,

Am
It's too bad her package

   F
Is bigger than mine.

E E E E E C C/?? Verse 5:

E                   C   /   ?
She can't help her imperfections,

E                           C    /    ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,

E                C     / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?

E              C   /  ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!