Stephen Lynch – Grandfather (Guitar)

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I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm... Tabbed by- Goomba, Arnold S., Me
G                    Bm
When grandfahter dies

C                D
Life will strange

G                    Bm
When grandfather dies

    C                    D
my whole world will change

G                      Bm
when granderfather dies

C                        D
I'll scream and I'll yell

C                  D 
cause I'll f**king rich 

G
as hell
Chorus
   Bm          C
So grandfather die 

G
don't keep me in suspense

    Bm          C
oh, grandfather cough 

G
up that inheritance

   Bm          C
oh grandfather don't

G
hold on another day

Bm           C        Am
I love you to death

            D
but I've got bills to pay
(Stroke Down Once) D
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G                    Bm
A stroke would be nice 

C                    D
disease would be cool

G                     Bm          
I'll scatter his ashes 

C                      D
In my new swimmin' pool

G                 Bm
I'll party with Hef

C                   D
I'll dine with the Queen

C              D
Now what say we unplug

     G
that machine.

  Bm           C
Now grandfather die

G             
before the Fiscal Year

   Bm           C
oh grandfather I

G 
Wish Kervorkian were here

   Bm           C
oh grandfather fly

G
just take your final vow

   Bm       C       Am
oh grandfather die

G
  the family hates you anyhow
(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D
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Bridge
   Am
For God's sake,

    Bm          C          D 
you must be as old as the sun

    Am       Bm        C        D
you're social security number is one

    Am      Bm         C
You're deaf, dumb, and blind

       D
and an amputee

    Am          Bm
you donate your blood

       C            D
every time that you pee

     Am            Bm
your arthritis acts up

     C        D
whenever it rains

    Am         Bm
your so old, your penis

     C            D
has vericose veins

    Am           Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa

   C           D 
why must you fight

 Am           Bm
you old motherf**ker

      C                D
just walk towards the goddamn light
Am Bm C D
     G     Bm          C         D
oohh walk toward the light old man
(Stroke Down Once) D
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G                Bm
It's all over now

   C                D
My granddaddy's dead

G                Bm
a mysterious blow

      C                 D
to his wrinkled old head

G               Bm
Before I collect

  C             D 
A small oversight

    C                 D        G
But everything should work out alright

           C             D           G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
Chords: G (320022) Bm (x24432) C (x32010) D (xx0232) Am (x02210) If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the right ones then just be proud of yourself...