Something Corporate – If You C Jordan (Ukulele)
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Versions
(5)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Submitted by: [email protected]
Key: G#
Chords used:
G# 466544
Cm x35543
Eb x68886
F# 244322
Fm 133111
C# x46664
Intro: G# Cm Eb F# Fm x2
Verse 1:
G# Cm Eb I have a story a bitter anthem F# Fm G# For everyone to hear Cm Eb About this kid who just don't like me F# Fm G# And that's a solid fact Cm They say he's hunting Eb me and as you see F# Fm G# I'm all swelled up with fear Cm Cause I can't get Eb him off my back
Chorus 1:
F# Fm If you see G# Cm F# Jordan if you see Jordan C# He makes me G# Cm F# Sick he makes me sick C# High school's G# Cm F# Over high school's over C# G# F# C# And you still won't quit
Post Chorus: G# Cm Eb F# Fm
Verse 2:
G# Cm You tried to fight me Eb down at Tyler's beach F# Fm G# And man I think that's great Cm You nearly cried and Eb said to yell at you F# Fm G# Like I do at all the girls Cm You drove home real Eb quick did you make it F# Fm G# In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
Cm Eb of you in this world
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Guitar Solo: G# Cm Eb F# Fm x4
Verse 3:
G# Cm You say it's chivalry Eb well it's jealousy that F# Fm G# Led us to this song Cm Won't play it often Eb just at least until F# Fm You're gone G# Cm You'll stop at nothing but Eb the real thing and everything F# Fm G# Up to that's pretend
You tried to
Cm Eb brainwash all my friends
Chorus 2:
F# Fm If you see G# Cm F# Jordan if you see Jordan C# He makes me G# Cm F# Sick he makes me sick C# High school's G# Cm F# Over high school's over C# G# F# C# And you still won't quit G# Fuck you Jordan Cm F# fuck you Jordan C# You made me G# Cm F# Sick you made me sick C# High school's G# Cm F# Over high school's over C# G# I don't care if F# you dye your hair
You'll always be a
C# C#(hold) little red head bitch!
Ending Solo: G# Cm F# C# x4 G#(hold)