Something Corporate – If You C Jordan (Guitar)
Capo 1
Key
-
Versions
(5)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Leaving Through The Window (2002)
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.
Intro:
G Bm D F Em ( x2 )
Verse:
G Bm D I have a story, a bitter anthem F Em For everyone to hear G Bm D About this kid who just don't like me F Em And that's a solid fact G Bm D They say he's hunting me, and as you see F Em I'm all swelled up with fear G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm) Cause' I can't get him off my back F Em If you see
Chorus:
G Bm F Jordan, if you see Jordan C He makes me G Bm F Sick, he makes me sick C High school's G Bm F C Over, high school's over G Bm F C And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x1)
Verse:
G Bm D You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach F Em And man I think that's great G Bm D You nearly cried and said to yell at you F Em Like I do at all the girls G Bm D You drove home real quick, did you make it F Em In time to masturbate? G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm) There's one too many of you in this world F Em If you see
Chorus:
G Bm F Jordan, if you see Jordan C He makes me G Bm F Sick, he makes me sick C High school's G Bm F C Over, high school's over G Bm F And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x 3)
Verse:
G Bm D You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that F Em Led us to this song G Bm D Won't play it often, just at least until F Em You're gone G Bm D You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything F Em Up to that's pretend G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm) You tried to brainwash all my friends F Em If you see
Chorus:
G Bm F Jordan, if you see Jordan C He makes me G Bm F Sick, he makes me sick C High school's G Bm F C Over, high school's over G Bm F And you still won't quit
Fuck you
Outro:
G Bm F Jordan, fuck you Jordan C You made me G Bm F Sick, you made me sick C High school's G Bm F C Over, high school's over G Bm I don't care if you dye your hair F C You'll always be a little red-head bitch!
Repeat Intro x 4