Screeching Weasel – The Last Janelle (Ukulele)

    C                                 F
you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed

        D                                     F           G
to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community

                C                             F
you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly

          D                        F                G
post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle

           F                                  C
she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought

         F
she's an idea or an ideal that you won't

G
ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends

      C                           F
she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut

          D                          F                 G
i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us

C                        F
ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts

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to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen

    F                      C
and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat

          F
that your stupid on-line world and your

G
stupid comments may well be justification for a beating

F               C
   where applicable

    G           C
not valid in vermont

F                 C
void where prohibited

    G     F               C
and shut     your fucking mouth

      F            C
don't go to easter isle

    G       C
and overpopulate

       F                       C
you'll destroy god's spaceship earth

G       F         C
dilute    dilute o.k.