Screeching Weasel – The Last Janelle (Guitar)

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you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed

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to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community

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you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly

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post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle

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she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought

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she's an idea or an ideal that you won't

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ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends

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she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut

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i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us

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ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts

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to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen

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and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat

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that your stupid on-line world and your

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stupid comments may well be justification for a beating

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   where applicable

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not valid in vermont

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void where prohibited

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and shut     your fucking mouth

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don't go to easter isle

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and overpopulate

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you'll destroy god's spaceship earth

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dilute    dilute o.k.