Scissor Sisters – Return To Oz (Ukulele)

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Once there was a man who had a 

E
little too much

B
time on his hands 

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he never stopped to think that he was getting 

A
older 

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when his night came to an end

C
he tried to grasp his for his last friend 

G
and pretend that he could wish himself 

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health on a four-leaf 

A
clover

C
He said is this the return to oz the grass is

F
dead the gold is 

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brown and the sky has 

C
claws

C
theres a wind-up man walking round and round what 

F
once was emerald City's 

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now a crystal 

C
town

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It's three o'clock in the morning you get a 

E
phone call from the 

B
queen with a hundred 

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heads she says that they're all 

A
dead 

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she tried the last one on it couldn't speak fell off and 

C
now she just wanders the halls thinking 

G
nothing 

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thinking nothing at 

A
all

C
She said is this the return to oz the grass is

F
dead the gold is 

G#
brown and the sky has 

C
claws

C
theres a wind-up man walking round and round what 

F
once was emerald city's 

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now a crystal 

C
town

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The wheelies are cutting pavement and the 

E
skeksis at the 

B
rave meant to 

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hide deep inside their sunken 

C
faces and their wild rolling 

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eyes but their callous words 

C
reveal that they can no longer 

G
feel love or 

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sex appeal 

A
the patchwork girl has come to cinch the 

C
deal