Scissor Sisters – Return To Oz (Guitar)

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Once there was a man who had a 

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little too much   time on his hands; 

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he never stopped to think that he was getting 

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older.      When his

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night came to an end,   he tried to

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grasp his for his last friend, and

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pretend that he could wish himself health on a four-leaf

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clover.

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He said is this the return to Oz? The grass is

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dead, the gold is brown and the sky has

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claws.      There’s a

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wind-up man walking round and round; what 

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once was Emerald City's now a crystal

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town.

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    Three o'clock in the morning,   you get a 

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phone call from the Queen with a hundred

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heads,   she says that they're all 

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dead.      She tried the

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last one on, it couldn't speak, fell off, and 

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now she just wanders the halls,     thinking 

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nothing.      Thinking nothing at

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all.

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She said is this the return to Oz? The grass is

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dead, the gold is brown and the sky has

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claws.      There’s a

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wind-up man walking round and round; what 

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once was Emerald City's now a crystal

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town.

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The wheelies are cutting pavement,   and the 

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skeksies at the rave are meant to

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hide,   deep inside their sunken 

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faces and their wild rolling 

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eyes. But their callous words 

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reveal,   that they can no longer 

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feel    love or sex appeal;   the

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patchwork girl has come to cinch the…

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deal.  Do return to Oz; we

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thank the world with smiles and clenching

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jaws.         Please

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help me friend from coming down. I’ve

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lost my face and now it can’t be

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found.        Is

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this the return to Oz? The grass is

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dead the gold is brown and the sky has

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claws.      There’s a

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wind-up man walking round and round; what 

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once was Emerald City's now a crystal

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town.