Rhett & Link – Photoshop Your Memories (Ukulele)

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<Intro> F-III Dm F-III G-V <Verse 1>
F-III
You pull out your photos of

     Dm
Your wedding in the Spring

              F-III   
And you're confronted by your double chin

         G-V
And your bald spot glistening

F-III
You could get a membership

       Dm
At the fitness hut down the road,

             F-III
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down

    G-V
And even give yourself a 'fro.
<Verse 2>
     F-III
Your high school reunion

   Dm
Is coming next Friday

        F-III
And you know everyone will ask to see some

         G-V
Pictures of the babies that you've made.

        F-III
But the problem is your kid's head is big.

      Dm
I mean, we're talking "Alien" size here.

           F-III
Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag

       G-V
And it won't seem so severe.
<Chorus>
(G-V)          F        Dm
Photoshop your memories.

  Dm
A picture's worth a thousand words,

     G
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.
<Verse 3>
     F-III
Your birthday, this past Monday,

      Dm
Was a fun day, except for one thing:

     F-III
Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,

          G-V
Stuck her face in every frame.

F-III
You'd prefer to remember

     Dm
That day without her tattooed brows.

    F-III
The simplest solution: decrease the resolution

    G-V
And crop that woman out.
<Chorus>
(G-V)          F        Dm
Photoshop your memories.

Dm
Your real life may be sub-par,

            G
But you can be who you want people to think you are.
<Bridge>
(G)           F-III
Make yourself thin.

              Dm
Give yourself abs.

            F-III
Remove that mole.

            G-V
Say "No" to crack.

(G-V)               F-III
Say you went to the Alps

            Dm
In a luxury car

               F-III
With a Swedish Model.

     G-V
Just be who you want people to think you are.
<Outro/Chorus>
(G-V)          F        Dm
Photoshop your memories.

  Dm
A picture's worth a thousand words

     G                               F
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.