Rhett & Link – Photoshop Your Memories (Guitar)

G
You pull out your photos of

     Bm
Your wedding in the Spring

              C  
And you're confronted by 

     C
Your double chin

         D
And your bald spot glistening

G
You could get a membership

       Bm
At the fitness hut down the road

             C
Or you could pick your mouse up 

    C
And slim yourself down

    D
And even give yourself a 'fro

     G
Your high school reunion

   Bm
Is coming next Friday

        C
And you know everyone 

     C
Will ask to see some

         D
Pictures of the babies that you've made

        G
But the problem is your kid's head is big

      Bm
I mean, we're talking "alien-size" here

           C
Well, just cut and paste a hat

      C
Or at least a du rag

       D
And it won't seem so severe

               G        Em
Photoshop your memories

  Am
A picture's worth a thousand words

     D
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt

     G
Your birthday this past Monday

      Bm
Was a fun day except for one thing:

     C
Your mother-in-law 

    C
Who makes your skin crawl

          D
Stuck her face in every frame

G
You'd prefer to remember

     Bm
That day without her tattooed brows

    C
The simplest solution:

  C
Decrease the resolution

    D
And crop that woman out

               G        Em
Photoshop your memories

Am
Your real life may be sub-par

            D
But you can be who you want people 

   D
To think you are

           C               D
Remove that mole, say no to crack

                    G               Bm
Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car

               C
With a Swedish Model

     D
Just be who you want people to think you are

               G        Em
Photoshop your memories

  Am
A picture's worth a thousand words

     D                             G
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt