Relient K – The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything (Ukulele)

          C			    F
we are the pirates who don't do anything

	   C			 G
we just stay at home, and lie around

 	       C	    F
and if you ask us, to do anything

            G                       C
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

           C
well I've never been to Greenland

           F
and I've never been to Denver

          C                                       G
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul

           C
and I've never been to Moscow

           F
and I've never been to Tampa

           C                           G
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

              C                     F
we are the pirates who don't do anything

	  C		        G
we just stay at home, and lie around

 	    C		    F
and if you ask us, to do anything

            G                        C
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

           C
and I've never hoist the main sail

           F
and I've never swabbed the poop deck

           C                                                 G
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all

           C
and I've never walked the gang plank

           F
and I've never owned a parrot.

           C                           G
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

              C                    F
we are the pirates who don't do anything

	  C			 G
we just stay at home, and lie around

 	    C		     F
and if you ask us, to do anything

            G                       C
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

       C
I've never plucked a rooster

          F
and I am not too good at ping-pong

                                                       C
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

           C
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,

           F
and I've never gotten head lice

             C                          G
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

           C
and I've never licked a spark-plug

           F
and I've never sniffed a stink bug

           C                         G
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

           C
and I've never bathed in yogurt

        F
and I don't look good in leggings

           C                          G
and I've never been to Boston in the fall