Relient K – The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything (Guitar)

           A                    D
we are the pirates who don't do anything

        A                        E
we just stay at home, and lie around

               A         D
and if you ask us, to do anything

           A        E             A
we'll just tell you,  we don't do anything

          A
well I've never been to Greenland

         D             A
and I've never been to Denver

         A                           E
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul

         A
and I've never been to Moscow

         D             A
and I've never been to Tampa

         A             E             A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

           A                    D
we are the pirates who don't do anything

        A                        E
we just stay at home, and lie around

               A         D
and if you ask us, to do anything

           A        E             A
we'll just tell you,  we don't do anything

         A
and I've never hoist the main sail

         D                 A
and I've never swabbed the poop deck

         A
and I've never veered starboard, 

           E
cause I've never sailed at all

          A
and I've never walked the gang plank

         D             B/D#
and I've never owned a parrot

         D             E             A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

           A                    D
we are the pirates who don't do anything

        A                        E
we just stay at home, and lie around

               A         D
and if you ask us, to do anything

           A        E             A
we'll just tell you,  we don't do anything

     A
I've never plucked a rooster

         D               A
and I am not too good at ping-pong                                                    

         A                               E
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

         A
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,

         D            A
and I've never gotten head lice

            A            E             A
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

         A
and I've never licked a spark-plug

         Aaddb6
and I've never sniffed a stink bug

         D                          B/D#
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

         Esus 
and I've never bathed in yogurt

      B/D#
and I don't look good in leggings

         D             E              A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall