Panic! At the Disco – Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet (Ukulele)
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by Panic At The Disco
Example fingerings: (for non-minor/major chords)
D7: ------ 200212
F#7: ----- 242322
Am7: ----- 002010
Am(add9):- 002410
B7: ------ 221202
Baug: ---- X21003
Em
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doormanFrom that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
Am7 G I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it B (Em) Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Em D7 Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman G Am7 From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C Bm Baug Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Em Am(add9) Am When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pin------stripes Am(add9) Am Am7 B7 F#7 B7 Em Who------a, everything goes according to plan Em B7 Em G D I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it G Because you say so under your breath F# B7 Bm C You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" C Bm Am7 G Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am7 B7 Never looked better, and you can't stand it
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Em Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and Am7 I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and G Am7 Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign B7 B B7 I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh... Em Am Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears G C B (Am7) And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Am7 B7 C Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, Am7 B7 Am B7 Am7 B7 They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin Em B7 Em G D I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it G Because you say so under your breath F# B7 Bm C You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" C Bm Am7 G Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am7 B7 Never looked better, and you can't stand it
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Em Am G Em Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better, and you can't stand it Em Am G Em Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better, and you can't stand it Em Am And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like G Em a night out with no one sizing you up Am7 B7 I've never been so surreptitious, so of course Em you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Em Am And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like G Em a night out with no one sizing you up Am7 B7 I've never been so surreptitious, so of course Em you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Em Am And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like G Em a night out with no one sizing you up Am7 B7 I've never been so surreptitious, so of course Em B7 Em you'll be distracted when I spike the punch