Panic! At the Disco – Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet (Guitar)
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"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought
Of It Yet" by Panic! At The Disco
Tabbed by: Paisley
[Verse 1]
Em Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman C And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C B7 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Em D Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman G C And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C D B7 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
[Pre-chorus 1]
Em
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C B B Am G Em Everything goes according to plan
[Chorus]
C B7 I'm the new cancer, never looked better Em D And you can't stand it G I know because you say so under your breath B7 You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" C B7 Em D Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? G Never looked better B7 And you can't stand it
B B C C B B C C C C B Am G
[Verse 2]
Em Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain C I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas Am B Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign C B7 I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhh Em D Talk to the mirror, choke back tears G C C B Am And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."
[Pre-chorus 2]
Am B C Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table D B C B C C C Am B They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
[Chorus]
C B7 I'm the new cancer, never looked better Em D And you can't stand it G I know because you say so under your breath B7 You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" C B7 Em D Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? G Never looked better B7 B B And you can't stand it
[Instrumental]
Em D G C Am B Em
Em D G C Am B Em
[Bridge]
Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better and you can't stand it Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better and you can't stand it
[Outro]
Em And I know, and I know D G C It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Em And I know, and I know D G C It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Em And I know, and I know D G C It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em D Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch