Panic! At the Disco – Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet (Guitar)

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"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" by Panic! At The Disco Tabbed by: Paisley [Verse 1]
Em
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

    C
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed

    Am                                B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

C                             B7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em                                     D
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

     G                                 C
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed

    Am                                B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

C                             D               B7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
[Pre-chorus 1]
            Em
When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white
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C          B      B  Am   G  Em
Everything goes according to plan
[Chorus]
C                   B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better

    Em         D
And you can't stand it

                   G
I know because you say so under your breath

                B7
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

C           B7          Em         D
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

G
Never looked better

    B7
And you can't stand it
B B C C B B C C C C B Am G [Verse 2]
Em
Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain

C
I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas

Am                                B
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign

C                                  B7
I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhh

Em                  D
Talk to the mirror, choke back tears

         G                       C          C B Am
And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."
[Pre-chorus 2]
Am                         B                    C
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table

             D      B     C     B    C  C  C Am B
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
[Chorus]
C                   B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better

    Em         D
And you can't stand it

                   G
I know because you say so under your breath

                B7
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

C           B7          Em         D
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

G
Never looked better

    B7                B B
And you can't stand it
[Instrumental] Em D G C Am B Em Em D G C Am B Em [Bridge]
Em          D          G           C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

    Am            B          Em
I've never looked better and you can't stand it

Em          D          G           C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

    Am            B          Em
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
[Outro]
      Em
And I know, and I know

        D                         G                          C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

          Am             B
I've never been so surreptitious

                          Em
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

      Em
And I know, and I know

        D                         G                          C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

          Am             B
I've never been so surreptitious

                          Em
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

      Em
And I know, and I know

        D                         G                          C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

          Am             B
I've never been so surreptitious

                          Em                    D  Em
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch