Owl City – Dental Care (Ukulele)

  F        C
I brush my teeth

                G
And look in the mirror

    F         C
And laugh out loud

                    C      G
As I'm beaming from ear to ear 

                F         C
I'd rather pick flowers

             G
Instead of fights

                 F
And rather than flaunt my style

    C
I'd flash you a smile

C
Of clean pearly whites

Dm                F
I've been to the dentist

           C            G        Dm
A thousand times, so I know the drill

  F                     Dm
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair

    C                        G
But somehow I still get the chills

F      C
Have a seat

                G
He says pleasantly

      F               C
As he shakes my hand

                G         Dm
And practically laughs at me

                 F      C
Open up nice and wide

                 G
He says, peering in

F                          C
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"

                   G
As he tries not to grin

F      C       F        C      G
When hygienists leave on long vacations

F           C        F          C          G
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

C                  F                 C
Talking only brings the toothaches on me

                  F         C
Cause I say the stupidest things

F                      C
So if my resolve goes south

                G
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin

    F     G
And shut my mouth

F              Dm
Golf and alcohol don't mix

          C                      G
And that's why I don't drink and drive

F                                     Dm
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth

           C                G
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

Dm                F
I've been to the dentist

           C            G        Dm
A thousand times, so I know the drill

  F                     Dm
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair

    C                        G
But somehow I still get the chills