Owl City – Dental Care (Guitar)

  C        G
I brush my teeth

                D
And look in the mirror

    C         G
And laugh out loud

                    D
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

                C         G
I'd rather pick flowers

           D
Instead of fights

                 C
And rather than flaunt my style

    G
I'd flash you a smile

D
Of clean pearly whites

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I've been to the dentist

           G                    Am
A thousand times, so I know the drill

  C                     Am
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair

    G                        D
But somehow I still get the chills

C      G
Have a seat

                D
He says pleasantly

      C               G 
As he shakes my hand

                D
And practically laughs at me

                 C      G
Open up nice and wide 

                 D
He says, peering in

C                          G
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"

                   D
As he tries not to grin

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When hygienists leave on long vacations

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That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

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Talking only brings the toothaches on me

                  C         G
Cause I say the stupidest things

G                     C
So if my resolve goes south

                D              C
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin

    G       D
And shut my mouth

C              Em
Golf and alcohol don't mix

          D                      G
And that's why I don't drink and drive

C                                     Em
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth

           G                D
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

Em                C              
I've been to the dentist

           G                    Am
A thousand times, so I know the drill

  C                     Am
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair

    G                        D
But somehow I still get the chills