Ninja Sex Party – If We Were Gay (Ukulele)

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A newborn deer runs through a field

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A rainbow shines from heaven

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A child's smile lights up the room

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As Brian blows a dude

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A star shoots in from outer space

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A puppy licks its mother

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A ray of sunlight through the trees

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As Brian licks a sack

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There would be no sadness

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If we were super gay

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Just unicorns and magic

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If we were super gay

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We would all be flying

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On a tasteful pink duvet

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But mostly Brian

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Woah-oh woah-oh

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Oh oh ohhhh Brian's gay

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Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh

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Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

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Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

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dick dick dick dick dick dick dick BALLS

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Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

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dick dick dick dick dick dick dick Balls One Two Balls

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Your dick my dick your dick my dick your dick my dick your dick my dick

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your dick your dick your dick your dick balls

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My balls and dick Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick oh shit