Ninja Sex Party – If We Were Gay (Guitar)

  Am               G
A newborn deer runs through a field

  C                   D
A rainbow shines from heaven

  Am                  G            C
A child's smile lights up the room

                       F
As Brian blows a dude

  Am                 G
A star shoots in from outer space

  C               D
A puppy licks its mother

  F              C                  G
A ray of sunlight through the trees

                       E
As Brian licks a sack

Am               G
There would be no sadness

   C             D
If we were super gay

     Am           G
Just unicorns and magic

   C             F
If we were super gay

Am                G
We would all be flying

     C              D
On a tasteful pink duvet

           F       C
But mostly Brian

                G     E
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Am      G                 C
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)

            D              Am
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh

                 G          C                  F
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Am                                              G                                               C
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

                                          D
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!

Am                                              G                                               C
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

                                          F
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Am                                      G
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick

C                                           D
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!

             Am                               G
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!