Misc Television – How Not To Live Your Life - Mermaid Song (Ukulele)

Key
-
Versions (2)

Auto-scroll

Chords

    C                        Am
I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love

          C                               Am
Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does

F                 F          C
I just wanna make love to my mermaid

    F                           F             C
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay
C Am C Am
    C                                   Am
The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?"

            C                                                         Am
I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a
bum, you're half fish."
F                 F          C
I just wanna make love to my mermaid

    F                           F             C
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay
F F C 4x (over the sax solo)