Misc Television – How Not To Live Your Life - Mermaid Song (Guitar)

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    D                        Bm
I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love

          D                               Bm
Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does

A                 G          D
I just wanna make love to my mermaid

    A                           G             D
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay
D Bm D Bm
    D                                   Bm
The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?"

            D                                                         Bm
I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a
bum, you're half fish."
A                 G          D
I just wanna make love to my mermaid

    A                           G             D
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay
A G D 4x (over the sax solo)