Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fuckton Of Cats (Ukulele)
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C Am It's come to this, like I knew it would D G Since I'm now single for good C Am I know just what I gotta do D G I gotta go get myself C E a fuckton of cats F C A fuckton of cats C G When you're a permanent bachelorette Dm G It's mandatory that you go out and get C A fuckton of cats C Am I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store D G The smell is overwhelming inside C Am This is the future smell of my house D G It's the smell of my dreams that have died C Am I walk up to the cat shelf D G Where the cats are labeled big and small C Am The saleslady asks, "Is there one you like?" D G And I state, "I'll take them all!" C E I want a fuckton of cats F C Give me a fuckton of cats G F The saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early G F And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment D G Filled with her own C E Fuckton of cats F C That she got at a discount C E F C 'Cause she works at the cat store Am E Why have cats over time become Am E Synonymous with loneliness? Am E They gotta work on our collective image Am E They need a new publicist Dm G The ironic part is, they're not that friendly Dm G If you're lonely, they might make it worse Dm G Also, they sleep, like, sixteen hours a day Dm G Maybe I should get a dog? C Nope! I want a fuckton of cats!