Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fuckton Of Cats (Ukulele)

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C                  Am
It's come to this, like I knew it would

D                  G
Since I'm now single for good

C                  Am
I know just what I gotta do

D                  G
I gotta go get myself

             C    E
a fuckton of cats

             F    C
A fuckton of cats

              C         G
When you're a permanent bachelorette

            Dm                      G
It's mandatory that you go out and get

              C
A fuckton of cats

C                  Am
I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store

D                  G
The smell is overwhelming inside

C                  Am
This is the future smell of my house

D                  G
It's the smell of my dreams that have died

C                  Am
I walk up to the cat shelf

D                  G
Where the cats are labeled big and small

C                  Am
The saleslady asks, "Is there one you like?"

D                  G
And I state, "I'll take them all!"

                     C   E
I want a fuckton of cats

                     F   C
Give me a fuckton of cats

     G                           F
The saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early

     G                           F
And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment

D                 G
Filled with her own

            C   E
Fuckton of cats

                      F    C
That she got at a discount

                            C      E     F     C
'Cause she works at the cat store

Am               E
Why have cats over time become

Am               E
Synonymous with loneliness?

Am               E
They gotta work on our collective image

Am               E
They need a new publicist

Dm                          G
The ironic part is, they're not that friendly

Dm                          G
If you're lonely, they might make it worse

Dm                          G
Also, they sleep, like, sixteen hours a day

Dm                          G
Maybe I should get a dog?

                            C
Nope! I want a fuckton of cats!