Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fuckton Of Cats (Guitar)

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[REBECCA]
     C
It's come to this

       Am
Like I knew it would

Dm
Since I'm now

G
Single for good

  C
I know just what

Am
I gotta do

  Dm               G
I gotta go get myself

             C
A fuckton of cats!
[HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA]
             E
A fuckton of cats!
[REBECCA]
             F
A fuckton of cats!
[HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA]
             C
Way too many cats!
[REBECCA]
C                               G
When you're a permanent bachelorette

          Dm                       G
It's mandatory that you go out and get

             C
A fuckton of cats!

Am    Dm      G
   Oh yeah!

  C                        Am
I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store

    Dm                      G
The smell is overwhelming inside

C                  Am
This is the future smell of my house

         Dm                           G
It's the smell of my dreams that have died
[CAT STORE EMPLOYEE] And cats! [REBECCA]
  C              Am
I walk up to the cat shelf

          Dm                       G
Where the cats are labeled big and small

    C                          Am
The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?"

      Dm                     G
And I state, "I'll take them all!"

                    C
I want a fuckton of cats!
[CATS]
                   E
Meow! A fuckton of cats!
[REBECCA]
                   F
Gimme a fuckton of cats!
[CATS]
                   C
Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow!
[REBECCA]
    Gm
The sales lady's pumped

      Fm
She's closing early

    Gm                      Fm
And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment

Dm              G              C
Filled with her own fuckton of cats!
[CATS]
            E
Meow, meow, meow
[REBECCA]
                  F
That she got at a discount
[CATS]
            C
Meow, meow, meow
[REBECCA]
                        C
'Cause she works at the cat store
[CATS]
            E
Meow, meow, meow

            F
Meow, meow, meow

                        C
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Am                  E
Why have cats, over time, become

Am                     E
Synonymous with loneliness?

Am                   E
We gotta work on our collective image

Am                 E
We need a new publicist

      Dm                 G
The ironic part is we're not that friendly

          Dm                       G
If you're lonely, we might make it worse

Dm                            G
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day

              Dm              G
Have you considered getting a dog?
[REBECCA]
                           C
Nope! I want a fuckton of you guys!
[CATS]
         E
Okay, we warned you
[REBECCA]
             F
A fuckton of cats!
[CATS]
                      C
We're gonna ruin your couch
[REBECCA]
          C               E
There's a lot of evidence that

     F                G
Organisms in cat poop make you crazy
[CATS]
C                E                 F         G
Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic

                        C         E
And then we peed on the Atlantic
[REBECCA]
      F                        C
But I still want a fuckton of cats!