Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime (Ukulele)

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[VERSE] [REBECCA]
                C         G          Am
Well, you can take your snow and shove it

            Dm        Am      G
This is our Christmas and we love it

       C       E                   F
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese

           C                    G7
That's the way that California does it
[JOSH CHAN]
         C     G      Am
Even our Santa has a suntan

     Dm  Am         G
He's also an unemployed stuntman
[REBECCA]
       C   E
Is he even awake?
[SANTA]
          F
Yeah, I'm just really baked
[JOSH]
    C                       G7
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!
[CHORUS] [REBECCA & JOSH]
 F         G
California Christmastime

     G6            Am
It's just a Golden State of mind

F                    G             G6
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
[REBECCA, spoken]
 Am
Put on some pants, Chet!
[REBECCA & JOSH]
    F                    G
And what would Christmas be without

              G6                        Am
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
[JOSH]
    F                G              G6
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!
[REBECCA]
      Am
Super tight!

        F
'Cause this is California

    G (strum once)   C
And we do Christmas right![JOSH, spoken]
Mmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS] California Christmastime[DARRYL] [VERSE]
        C      G    Am
Don we now our surf apparel

                 Dm         Am         G
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol
[PAULA]
           C          E
It's this chick named Carol

          F
She does henna tattoos
[Darryl]
         C
Carol's fifty, but no judgement

            G7
She's still finding herself
[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken] We're all finding ourselves! [GREG]
            C      G   Am
Okay, there is no easy answer
[HEATHER]
         Dm        Am       G
For our high rates of skin cancer
[CAROL]
    C            E
It took my dad's life
[SANTA]
        F
And it killed my wife
[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]
 C         G7
Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!
[CHORUS] [ALL]
F          G
California Christmastime

   G6                      Am
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime

    F             G                G6     Am
And all our local reggae bands are white

    F                        G
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn

        G6                    Am
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
[REBECCA]
     F
They may have gonorrhea

       G               G6
But at least it's not frostbite!
[ALL]
          Am
It's not frostbite!

        F
'Cause this is California

    G               C
And we do Christmas right!

 C                  F
California Christmastime

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California Christmastime

                    F
California Christmastime

                    C
California Christmastime

                    F
California Christmastime

                    C
California Christmastime
[REBECCA]
                     F (fade out)
California Christmastime
Calif... [SPOKEN] You have places to be, I get it