Misc Television – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime (Guitar)

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[REBECCA]
              B         D#       G#m
Well, you can take your snow and shove it

            E         B      F#
This is our Christmas and we love it

       B          D#                E
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese

           B                   F#
That's the way that California does it
[JOSH CHAN]
         B     D#    G#m
Even our Santa has a suntan

     E       B          F#
He's also an unemployed stuntman
[REBECCA]
      B     D#
Is he even awake?
[SANTA]
          E
Yeah, I'm just really baked
[JOSH]
   B                      F#
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!
[REBECCA & JOSH]
E          F#
California Christmastime

     B             G#
It's just a Golden State of mind

E                    F#               D#m    G#
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
[REBECCA, spoken] N.C. Put on some pants, Chet! [REBECCA & JOSH]
    E                    F#
And what would Christmas be without

             B                         G#
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
[JOSH]
    E                F#             D#m
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!
[REBECCA]
      G#
Super tight!

       C#m
'Cause this is California

    F#              B
And we do Christmas right![JOSH, spoken]
Mmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS]
                    E Em
California Christmastime[DARRYL]

       B       D#     G#m
Don we now our surf apparel

                E           B         F#
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol
[PAULA]
          B           D#
It's this chick named Carol

         E
She does henna tattoos
[Darryl]
        B
Carol's fifty, but no judgement

            F#
She's still finding herself
[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken] N.C. We're all finding ourselves! [GREG]
            C#    F    A#m
Okay, there is no easy answer
[HEATHER]
        F#         C#      G#
For our high rates of skin cancer
[CAROL]
   C#            F
It took my dad's life
[SANTA]
       F#
And it killed my wife
[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]
C#              G#
      Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!
[ALL]
F#         G#
California Christmastime

   C#                     A#
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime

    F#            G#               Fm    A#
And all our local reggae bands are white

    F#                       G#
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn

       C#                      A#
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
[REBECCA]
     F#
They may have gonorrhea

       G#                  Fm
But at least it's not frostbite!
[ALL]
              A#
It's not frostbite!

       D#m
'Cause this is California

    G#              C#
And we do Christmas right!

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California Christmastime

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California Christmastime
[REBECCA]
                    F#
California Christmastime
N.C. Calif... N.C. You have places to be, I get it...