Misc Television – Big Bang Theory Theme (Ukulele)

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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

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The Earth began to cool,

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The autotrophs began to drool,

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Neanderthals developed tools,

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We built a wall - we built the pyramids -,

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Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,

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That all started with the big bang!

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"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,

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As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.

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a fraction of a second and the elements were made.

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The bipeds stood up straight,

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The dinosaurs all met their fate,

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They tried to leap but they were late

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And they all died - they froze their asses off -

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The oceans and pangea

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See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

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Set in motion by the same big bang!

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It all started with the big BANG!

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It's expanding ever outward but one day

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It will cause the stars to go the other way,

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Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt

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Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

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Debating out while here they're catching deer - we're catching viruses -

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Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy

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It all started with the big bang!

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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

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It all started with the big bang!

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It all started with the big BANG!

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