Misc Television – Big Bang Theory Theme (Guitar)

     C       D              G   D/F#   Em
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

            C                D         G         D/F#     N.C.
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

    C              D
The Earth began to cool,

    G            D/F#   Em
The autotrophs began to drool,

       C               D
Neanderthals developed tools,

           G        D/F#      Em
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)

C              D        G      D/F#    Em
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries

     C           D                  G
That all started with the big bang (bang!)

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"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long

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As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

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A fraction of a second and the elements were made

    C               D
The bipeds stood up straight

    G              D/F#      Em
The dinosaurs all met their fate

              C                  D
They tried to leap but they were late

             G          D/F#         Em
And they all died (they froze their asses off)

    C          D
The oceans and Pangea

        G             D/F# Em
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

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Set in motion by the same big bang!

       C                D
It all started with the big

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Bang! It's expanding ever outward but one day

D        G                 Em               Am7
It will pause and start to go the other way

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Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard

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Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

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Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)

  C         D            G          D/F#  Em
Religion or astronomy, Descartes or Deuteronomy

   C           D        G
It all started with the big bang!

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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

   C           D            G
It all started with the big bang!

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It all started with the big    BANG!