Less Than Jake – The Science Of Selling Yourself Short (Ukulele)

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F         Am    Dm   
I've come to my senses,

C                     F
That I've become senseless,

F       Am       Dm                C               F
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,

F      Am      Dm         C               F
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,

F       Am       Dm              C                 Dm
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,

Dm   Am               Dm  
So I sit and wait and wonder,

       C                    Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"

            C               Gm             C               Bb
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,

Bb    F    C
I'll sing along,

Bb    F   C
Just sing along,

Bb   F    C
I'm so far gone,

                        Bb         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

                 F
I'm my own worst enemy

F       Am    Dm        C          F
I could be an expert on co-dependency,

F       Am        Dm           C             F
I could write the best book on underage tragedy,

F         Am       Dm             C            F
I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,

F         Am       Dm            C                    Dm
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,

Dm   Am               Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,

      C                     Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"

       C             Gm         C               Bb
I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.

Bb    F    C
I'll sing along,

Bb    F   C
Just sing along,

Bb   F    C
I'm so far gone,

                        Bb         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

                 F
I'm my own worst enemy

Bb               Am
Let the meaning slip away

Dm               C    
Lost my faith in another day,

Bb                      Am
Self deprication seems okay,

        Dm                  C
I never thought I'd make it anyway

Bb    F    C
I'll sing along,

Bb    F   C
Just sing along,

Bb   F    C
I'm so far gone,

                        Bb         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

                 F
I'm my own worst enemy