Less Than Jake – The Science Of Selling Yourself Short (Guitar)

F           Am        Dm
  I've come to my senses,

     C                 F
That I've become senseless,

             Am          Dm              C               F
And I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,

       Am      Dm         C               F
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,

        Am       Dm              C                 Dm
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,

      Am               Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,

       C                    Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"

            C               Gm             C               Bb
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,

      F      C
(I'll sing along)

                     Bb
Yeah with every emergency,

      F       C
(Just sing along)

                       Bb
I'm the king of catastrophies,

      F        C
(I'm so far gone)

                        Bb         F       C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

                      F
I'm my own worst enemy

        Am       Dm     C          F
I could be an expert on co-dependency,

            Am             Dm      C              F
And I could write the best book on underage tragedy,

               Am       Dm             C            F
And I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,

              Am       Dm            C                    Dm
And I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,

     Am               Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,

          C                 Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"

       C             Gm                C            Bb
I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.

      F      C
(I'll sing along)

                     Bb
Yeah with every emergency,

      F       C
(Just sing along)

                       Bb
I'm the king of catastrophies,

      F        C
(I'm so far gone)

                        Bb         F       C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

                          Bb
That I'm my own worst enemy

                Am
Let the meaning slip away

Dm                    C
   Lost my faith in another day,

Bb                          Am
   Self deprication seems okay,

        Dm                  C
I never thought I'd make it anyway, oh

Bb        F      C
   (I'll sing along)

                     Bb
Yeah with every emergency,

      F       C
(Just sing along)

                       Bb
I'm the king of catastrophies,

      F        C
(I'm so far gone)

                        Bb         F       C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

                          F
That I'm my own worst enemy

Am  Dm              C            F
       That I'm my own worst enemy

Am  Dm              C            F
       Cause I'm my own worst enemy

Am  Dm            C             F
       And I'm my own worst enemy

Am  Dm               C            F
       Cause I'm my own worst enemy

Am  Dm            C             F
       And I'm my own worst enemy

Am  Dm              C             F
       Cause I'm my own worst enemy