Kimya Dawson – The Beer (Guitar)

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the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog

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and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off

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you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye

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i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire

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he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun

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i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome

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he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend

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i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head

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then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull

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i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall

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i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits

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when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit

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and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine

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and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines

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i ate every single one without noticing the mold

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you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll

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even though i'd never ever been in a band

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i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand

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and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared

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of burning in hell well i was already there

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and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain

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and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train

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and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills

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we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill

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then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar

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and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car

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when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor

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you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64

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and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam

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and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d

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and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out

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i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth

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evan dando never planned on telling you the truth

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and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth

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you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life

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just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife

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i guess by now you all know my friend danny broke his neck

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he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck

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first i cried for him and then i cried for me

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haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be

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but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands

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and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand

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and the silver pink pony kisses me and says

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you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy