Joni Mitchell – Twisted (Ukulele)

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           C9                       F9
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

              C9                                           F9
The way he de-scribed it he said I’d be better dead than live
I didn’t listen to his jive
  C9                             A7
I knew all along that he was all wrong

      Dm7
And I knew that he thought

G7                    C        Am7   Dm7
  I was crazy but I’m not, oh, no

G7           C9                       F9
  My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

               C9
He said I need treatment but I’m not that easily led

       F9
He said  I was the type that was most inclined

     C9                               A7
When out of his sight to be out of my mind

       Dm7
And he thought I was nuts

G7                       C    Am7   Dm7
  No more ifs or ands or buts

     C9                  F9
They say as a child I ap-peared

                              C9
A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas
But I knew what was happening
       F9
I knew I  was a genius

C9                           A7
  What’s so strange when you know

              Dm7
That you’re a wiz-ard at three?

G7                              C   Am7   Dm7
  I knew that this was meant to be

G7      C9
  Now I heard little children

         F9
Were sup-posed to sleep tight

C9
That’s why I got into the vodka one night

   F9
My parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do

      C9
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to

A7       Dm7
  Now do you think I was crazy?

G7                               C Am7 Dm7
  I may have been only three but I was swingin’

G7                    C9
  They all laughed at angry young men

F9
  They all laughed at Edison

    C9
And also at Einstein

                                   F9
So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t understand

                              C9
The idiomatic logic that went on in my head?

               A7
I had a brain, it was insane

   Dm7
Oh,   they used to laugh at me

     G7                             C7                  A7
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses

       Dm7                G7             C   F9   G7   A7   Dm7
All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top

G7           C9                       F9
  My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

                  C9
But I said, “Dear doc-tor, I think that it’s you instead

         F9
Because I  have got a thing that’s unique and new

   C9                                     A7
To prove it I’ll have the last laugh on you

          Dm7               G7        C7
‘Cause in-stead of one head,  I got two
And you know two heads are better than one”