Joni Mitchell – Twisted (Guitar)

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My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

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The way he de-scribed it he said I’d be better dead than live

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I knew all along that he was all wrong

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And I knew that he thought

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  I was crazy but I’m not, oh, no

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  My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

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He said I need treatment but I’m not that easily led

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He said  I was the type that was most inclined

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When out of his sight to be out of my mind

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And he thought I was nuts

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  No more ifs or ands or buts

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They say as a child I ap-peared

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A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas

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I knew I  was a genius

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  What’s so strange when you know

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That you’re a wiz-ard at three?

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  I knew that this was meant to be

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  Now I heard little children

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Were sup-posed to sleep tight

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That’s why I got into the vodka one night

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My parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do

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But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to

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  Now do you think I was crazy?

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  I may have been only three but I was swingin’

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  They all laughed at angry young men

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  They all laughed at Edison

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And also at Einstein

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So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t understand

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The idiomatic logic that went on in my head?

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I had a brain, it was insane

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Oh,   they used to laugh at me

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When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses

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All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top

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  My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

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But I said, “Dear doc-tor, I think that it’s you instead

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Because I  have got a thing that’s unique and new

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To prove it I’ll have the last laugh on you

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‘Cause in-stead of one head,  I got two