Jon Lajoie – Too Fast (Ukulele)

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Intro: Gm, F, Gm, F [Verse 1]
Gm          F
I can run a hundred miles

    Gm                F
without stoppin' for rest

Gm                F
I can stay under water for

      Gm                   F
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
F
When I focus my mind I

F
always reach my goal

F
 But there's one thing

             F
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
            C     Cmaj7
I come too fast!
C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast!
   F
A couple strokes and my

 F5
erection is a

F              C
 thing of the past

            C     Cmaj7
I come too fast!
C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast!
   F
Sometimes it's even

 F5
game over 

F              C
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Gm                F
I've read all the articles

    Gm                F
and I've tried every trick

Gm                    F
Thinking of Sports or naked

      Gm                   F
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
F
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll

F
last a minute or two

F
 But if we doggie-style

             F
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
            C     Cmaj7
I come too fast!
C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast!
   F
I carry a spare pare of

 F5
underwear in case a

F               C
 girl sits on my lap

            C     Cmaj7
I come too fast!
C7 F I come too fa-F-F-ast!
   F
I swear I'll even shoot

 F5
my load... if a

F               C
 fly lands on my shaft.

Cm Gm C
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